The White House just released this photo of what looks like President Obama throwing a Hail Mary pass on the field at Soldier Field following the NATO working dinner in Chicago, Illinois on Saturday.
(Credit: Pete Souza | White House)
Well shit.
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Yes, Roommates Parents.
Comment on the messy state of our bathroom. After a year of cleaning it by myself, I went on strike.
Don’t blame me.
Yes, I realize this is cutting off my nose to spite my face, but I am so tired of being the only one cleaning that damn thing.
Edit: Wait, shit I’m still going to have to clean it anyway now that I’m the only one left. Wait. Shit. Wait. Fuck. Hold on.
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once upon a time i came home from the bar super drunk at 3am and decided to cook an egg in my empty apartment. This is that story.
I could not reblog this any more swiftly or with more force.
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imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it
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